Hey, gentlemen and ladies put on your seatbelts, and look forward to a ride filled with outrageousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more methods than you can count. This film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an humorous horror film that will cause you to laugh, scratching your head, and wondering about whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we get to meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know it's going to be an exhilarating experience. The man is a smuggler who has style gracefully, with a habit of dumping his precious cargo at the most inconvenient areas. What he did not realize was that that he was set to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"
It's time to forget everything you believe you know about bears as well as their habits of eating. This film is bold in its approach and suggests that when bears ingest cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Forget about Godzilla There's a new King in town and he's a bear with a fascination for powdered compounds.
Our characters, including the bumbling police of the city, the lazy criminals along with innocent people who couldn't find their way out of a garbage bag You'll be entertained. The collective incompetence of the characters is something to see. If you're ever looking for a laugh you can imagine Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell in a bid to stop any crime, without accidentally shooting one another.
However, we mustn't forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. The ones of "Frozen." The two hikers come across the treasures of Colombian food, and by the time you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine bear's unstoppable craving. Do you really need an Disney princess when there's animals that snort and roar to be found?
The film has the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy that makes you laugh at one point and clutching you popcorn in fear next. The body count rises faster then the hairs around your neck and you'll be cheering at each death with a wicked enjoyment. It's the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
We'll now discuss that final battle. Imagine this: a waterfall falling in the background our most fearless clan comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic battle for all time, with blasts, bear roars and enough white powder to place Tony Montana to shame. At the point you believe it's over, it's resurrected by a cocaine explosion! This is a tale (blog post) of a return to the legendary scale.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have many flaws. Its editing is as unsteady as a caffeinated squirrel, making you scratch your head and you wondering if the film reel could have been used for scratching board. The good news is that you don't have to worry about it, viewers, for the bear CGI can be amazingly top quality. That bear steals the show even though members of the editing crew appeared to be in a state of sugar coma themselves.
This film is a concoction of tensions, double cross-crossings and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll and you exit the theatre with a smile on your face, be sure to remember one of the reviews' final words: Bears shouldn't be fed anything, in particular, drugs or fellow hiking buddies. It's a guarantee that it won't end well for anyone involved.
Therefore, get your popcorn, buckle it up as you take on the world of "Cocaine Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience which will have you in suspense, considering the nature of bears, and the in-depth party possibility.